girlsbydaylight:

ログ詰め / あてか＠ついったATK0207

hollywoodsqueens:

The truth is I am naturally blonde anyway. Everyone thinks I’m a redhead but that’s just dyed. I’m actually enjoying being a blonde again. It’s been a while.

This is my life story omg

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

uglybloggerlol:

“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?” 

Rob - “I look a bit like him.” 

i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

sweetangelbutts:

rootvegetable:

calvinjcandie:

(x)

#MISPRONOUNCING YOUR OWN NAME

#Leonardy DiCaprisun

This is why he can’t have an oscar.

1D posing with the Argentina football jersey

Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.

cuntherine:

i-d-come-for-you:

rautical:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

leftbehindtime:

a girl swallowed a charm from her necklace and had to go to the emergency room

One of the best x-rays ever. Jealous.

I’m going to start swallowing cool shit so i can have pretty X-rays

LOOL DYING AT THIS COMMENT ^

this is fkin perf